I will be starting this new year sick.
I almost got a cello today. My sister’s bf was gonna sell me his for $100 so I told him to bring it over so I could check it out. Turns out it needs a new tail piece, the nut and bridge need adjusting and it needs new strings. Total cost of repair: about $180. Hm….I think I’ll wait. I’ll save up and buy a new Cello.
I have a sore throat
I was putting off gargling salt water because it sounded like it would be disgusting, but nothing else would work. My cough drops were useless, water only helped for a little bit and tea only got rid of it while I was drinking it. I eventually gave up and poured some salt into a glass of warm water making it not only disgusting looking, but smelly too. I suffered through maybe 20 seconds of...
tiffchow: When I was young, everybody thought I was a prodigy. Seriously, I was in a fifth grade gifted class at the age of 6. Now that I think about it, there were CLEAR signals that I wasn’t a prodigy.. everybody was just believing stereotypes and treated me like a smart kid because I was the only Asian kid in the city. Let me share with you some conversations I distinctly remember having...
Today a customer brought a $200 tv to the register. I rung him up but when he saw that the price had gone up because of taxes and a $16 recycling fee that is applied to all televisions, he said “I refuse to pay that recycling fee!” I said that it wasn’t all that much considering he was spending $200 on the tv already and most of the increase in price was the tax anyway, but he...
Amigo: I peed im my ex bf's mouth by accident.
Me: how does that happen by accident?
Amigo: BECAUSE. I thought I was cumming, but it was pee.
Me: because nothing. LOL
Amigo: Then he spit it out on my chest and I was like "did you like it?" and he was like "NO IT WAS PEE." ha.
Me: That can't be real. hahaha.
Amigo: okay I have to go pee
Me: In someone's mouth?
Today I was helping out a customer when another lady came up to me looking for assistance. I asked her if she could give me a second while I helped out the customer I was already with. She had the nerve to tell me “Your second is up!” I wanted to tell her she was an idiot and leave, but because I am supposed to be positive and friendly I laughed. I laughed as if she had meant it as a...
To my dear friend Theresa
I’m gonna miss you. I’m glad I came today. I think you might have just changed my life.
I love this one.
I have never
been to Christmas Disneyland.
So my modem broke this morning and so after work, I went to FRYs to get a new one. The one that broke was a Motorola one I had gotten at Circuit City before they went under and I didn’t feel like buying another one since this one broke after only a year. Instead I bought a D-Link one. My router is D-Link and I got it at the same time I got the motorola modem. My Router still works, so I am...
Reblog if you miss Glee.
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Anette: Oh, you can open your present already.
Me: Why? Omg, did you already open yours?
Anette: Yeah. I'm gonna wear it tomorrow.
There’s this security guard at Target and he is such a hottie. He’s probably like 25 though. There’s another guy that works there that used to have this big beard and I thought he was so adorable, but now that he shaved his beard he is TOO adorable.
Santa Land Diaries
There was a line for Santa and a line for the women’s bathroom, and one woman, after asking me a dozen questions already, asked, “Which is the line for the women’s bathroom?” I shouted that I thought it was the line with all the women in it. She said, “I’m going to have you fired.” I had two people say that to me today, “I’m going to have...
grades are up Anthro: B :[ Japn: A- Womn: A- I’m satisfied.
So yesterday my phone replacement came in the mail, but I guess I wasn’t paying attention because allt hey left was the little tag saying that I wasn’t there. Today I finally got my phone and after a big fiasco with trying to activate it and import my contacts, I ended up just going to Verizon and having them do it all for me. I waited forever, but they finally fixed everything. I lost...
I was driving home from taking Taylor to school when I came to this 4 way stop. It was me and then to my right, one of those shuttle mini busses for old people. He turned on his right blinker and I turned on my left. I thought “okay I can just turn now then.” WRONG. He didn’t turn right, he went straight. Even worse, he honked at me. TWICE. Twice he honked at me even though...
So my break pads were worn away and I was going metal on metal for a few days until my dad fixed it for me. I thought I was all good to drive around and stuff, but today I realized that my front passenger side headlight is broken. I guess I haven’t told you how I think it came to be broken. A while ago, I was driving to work and I noticed a spider crawling around and after it started to...
50% off winter sale at H&M. YES. I scored two pairs of pants for $20 each and some shirt for half off. Yay also, I went to the apple store to get the little crack in the frame fixed, they changed out the whole keyboard. I have a new trackpad and everything. I have the new matted one too, not that slippery lame one from the ‘07 model. yay.
fuckyeahaugustenburroughs: Thanks for the love haha are you kidding? I love it lol esp the quotes.
I forgot I washed my sheet today. I don’t feel like putting them on my mattress. Or even worse, putting my comforter in the cover. I might just sleep on the floor.
Winter Reading List
Bought: - Barrel Fever, David Sedaris - Orbiting the Giant Hairball, Gordon MacKenzie - The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Sarah Vowell - The Know-It-All, A.J. Jacobs - Naked, David Sedaris - Magical Thinking, Augusten Burroughs - Dry, Augusten Burroughs - Possible Side Effects, Augusten Burroughs - A Wolf at the Table, Augusten Burroughs - Look Me in the Eye, John Elder Robinson - My...
Anette and I went to the Citadel. When we stepped out of the car, a child walked by and shouted “Mira mi pussy cat!” We couldn’t hold in the laughter.
Thanks Jamie. I dont want to study anymore. lol
A - Age: 20 B - Bed size: Twin C - Chore you hate: Taking out the garbage. It’s filthy. D - Dog’s name: Future dog named Chonchi. E - Essential way to start your day: Water. F - Favorite color: Green G - Gold or silver?: Silver H - Height: 5’6” I - Instruments you [have] play[ed]: Clarinet, Violin, Bassoon, Oboe, English Horn, Flute, Piano, Guitar and Harmonica. Listed by...
are there a bunch of hot guys in Montebello? Last time there was this one scruffy Mexican guy and I barely remembered where I had seen him before. At school. Fuuuck. Do all the hot guys play guitar?
have I seen so many girls with crunchy hair lately?
This girl e-mailed everyone in her address book (unfortunately, I am on it) asking us to reply if this was an incorrect e-mail address. I was thinking, If it was wrong, then obviously we wouldn’t receive the e-mail in the first place, right?
gagehuh: i just deleted everything on my computer. I did too. I remembered to back everything up except my Calenders. sigh..