is so adorable. omg.
I was playing vampire weekend on the sound system at work today when a guy came in and said he knew this song. Then he asked me to find the right voice on the keyboard so he could try to play along with it. Then later he called me over and he pulled out the Contra CD and i was like wtf?! so random that he had one in his pocket.
People don’t listen! I was at work and this guy came in asking me for Nylon strings for his acoustic guitar. I showed him the nylon strings we had because I thought he was confused and actually wanted nylon strings for his classical guitar because a lot of people don’t know the difference. Anyways, he was all “noo i want the nylon strings for acoustic guitar.” he...
so i got fid of my tiger barbs and i just got a betta. it turns out this way is way better. since the barbs arent there to gobble up the food, the frogs can now eat in the front where i can see them. one of them is even floating around on the top. i’m happy, before they used to hide 24/7 bc of those stupid other fish.
my taxes for the first time. It’s like I’m an adult now :D
Today this couple came into work looking at karaoke machines. I should have known better, but I asked the guy “how long have you guys been singing?” He looked at me as if I had asked to see his dick and he said “It’s for her and her sister. not me. them.” I couldn’t help, but laugh out loud. Luckily he wasn’t offended, people get soooo offended about...
I keep having this dream where I am riding my bike over to this other city. This part isn’t the problem, but once im headed back, for some reason I take the freeway and I never know what exit to take. It’s always kind of dangerous because I end up having to change lanes real fast or something. This time, however, it was worse because I had forgotten my glasses and I couldn’t read...
BestBuy is NOT a swap meet… and Customer service does NOT mean that I am your slave. Thank you.
tiffchow: My sorority sister, Amanda, gave me a copy of P90X the other day. I think I’m going to start it tomorrow. I’m super scared though because I haven’t had a workout since February 2007; in case you’re wondering, I’m talking about the last practice of varsity basketball. The first time I ever did legs and back, I couldn’t walk the next day. LOL PLYO though. that one I did the...
prince of gay
winbee: Uh okay, so I was watching the new Chromeo video (no you shut up) and that singer guy is really hot right? Plus he’s well-dressed and can dance and is kind of cheesy. Awesome. fig. 1 Right, so I realized halfway through that I don’t want to be with this guy, I want to be him. I don’t even know. But seriously, I was like, dude this guy is the man I want to be if it were at all...
the hell am I supposed to get 5 pages out of a question that I can answer in one paragraph? how?
…I’m changing majors again.
I Just had one of the most vivid dreams in a looong time. I was at some market owned by this old Korean couple. The man was running toward the vegetables and he was all “she’s here!” I went over there to see what happened and this lady was up on the thing trying to reach the costume masks. When he got to her, she put one on and hit him and he went flying into the aisle. [you know...
How to make a rap song:
lawrsaysrawr: kibachris: 3llwhy: tteetingtteetteetingteettt: skimsky: hinthint: alishalisha: mcjocar: thejoo: recreant: wheredidjp: Step 1: Play this and this at around the same time. Step 2: Enjoy. THIS. JUST MADE MY DAY. HAHAHAHHAHAA FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahaha ROFLMAO so much win lmao