I’m debating whether I am dreading or looking forward to the trip tomorrow. For one thing, It means I have to wake up at 5am for the first time since High school. It also means that I am going to be trapped on a boat doing lab after lab about the ocean. Sigh. On the upside, it’s on a boat and even better, there is a good chance that someone will throw up. I also get to wear the pea...
Friendly fellow from down the hall: Oh, come on. One puff's not going to hurt you.
Me: The heck it won't! I've got some studying to do.
Handsome roommate of the friendly fellow down the hall: Just let me give you a shotgun.
Me: A shotgun? What's that?
Again the handsome roommate: You lie back while I blow smoke into your mouth.
Me: Where do you want me to lie?
My mother set the picnic table with insect-repelling candles, and just as we...– Sedaris
I take my bathroom breaks
when Will sings.
lawrsaysrawr: boojay: Ke$ha - Run Devil Run ...
S: Yeah I don't think I'll ever end up with a black guy
S: I just don't want to deal with his black family
S: Oh shit that was racist
I was reminded of when our field trip to city hall was canceled, so Kato took us to the park - where, while playing red rover, we clothes lines Wendy and almost peed our pants. Sorry Wendy, it’s just you fell in a funny way.
my dad brought home some whack bracelet that makes you stronger and more flexible. It’s some kind of weird ass material bc it kind of works. like maybe my balance didn’t improve that much, but strength-wise. BAM stronger. it’s sooooo weird.