September 2010
21 posts
Whut?
Today at work an old Japanese man walked into the department and after trying to figure out what the hell he wanted, I showed him a digital recording device. He said that it was fine and after not buying it, he asked if I had a roll up piano. I said we didn’t carry them and after he suggested that I tell the managers that it is important that we carry them, he made me google and find out...
August 2010
26 posts
WRONG BOX
Him: Yeah, that's what I'm doing too
Him: I figured that class wont fill up
Me: Yeah lol
Me: It's just kind of gross
Me: Although I saw a straight porn
Me: and I wasn't as grossed out as I used to be
Me: but then again, the guy was real cute
SILENCE
Me: Oh My God
He was talking about Japanese class. I was talking about Vaginas.
WEEEEE
Bright Idea
SO I went outside and I saw that my parents had brought the bikes out of the garage so I decided to just ride around the block because I was bored. I didn’t want to go back inside to get dressed and my hair was all fucked up, but I figured who the hell is going to see me? Why do I never learn from my mistakes? Whenever I say that, I run into someone and it is always embarrassing. Today I...
I know, I know
I’m gross for saying this, but Joe Jonas is looking nice and beefy. And with him, I’m one step closer to Yoobin.
