I guess I should tell the story about how we got Tony. Err, how my sister got her cat named Tony. The other day, Candace and her bf Manny, snuck a little kitten here and my parents got all mad. We haven’t been allowed to have pets since our childhood cat died. Anyways, Manny had bought the kitty from the humane society and got it vaccinated and they even put a chip in it. So my mom felt...
Me: [Sitting with Tony]
Dad: Let's see who he'll walk to!
Dad: C'mon! [picks up Tony, walks away and sets him on the floor]
Tony: [Walks to me]
Me: Aww, did the bad man take you away from me?
Dad: Whoops, sorry Candace.
Omg, so background: My mom is against pets. Fast forward to today, my sister pulled it off. We have a little kitty now. My little brother is an asshole and was all “Just tell her no.” What a dick. Anyways, We have a kitty now. ps. prepare for kitty pictures.
“Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.” In bed.
Omg. Inventory wasn’t even that bad. The worst part of the day was doing the regular stuff. I was on cash point for the first three hours of my shift which was the absolute worst because it’s the most contact I’ve had with customers in a long ass time. Everyone was extra stupid today too. For example: Customer: Here I have this coupon. Me: Okay, which item would you like to use...
FREE at last
home time = no pants time
Tomorrow is inventory for the store and I was not looking forward to that until I found out that my supervisor requested that I be on her team. She said that she just asked for me and that it wasn’t for sure, but I can’t think of a reason that el jefe would have against that. Anyways, our prospective team would be fun supervisor, me, KB and RT. Fun supervisor just became a supervisor...
work work work
Js: Guys! I miss her!
Jn: Stop! I'm going to punch you in the neck.
Me: Who does she miss?
Mc: Her ex girlfriend. She was horrible and we warned her.
[tells me the history]
Me: Ew! Why do you miss her?
Js: Omg she just called me you guys. She's gonna tell me she misses me.
Jn: Or she just wants to give you your stuff back so you're out of her life. Sorry girl, tough love.
Js: I miss her!
Me: Omg. I'm going to hold you down so Jn can punch you in the neck.
Jn: Only true friends will stab you in the front, not in the back.
It is beyond my comprehension why customers (usually middle aged white ladies) will stand in line at an empty register when I am standing 5 feet away at my own open register. They will stand there waiting as if I hadn’t just finished ringing up the customer that was there before them. I think they must want me to sign out of my register and walk to them and sign into the register that they...
J: [stands next to me]
J: I just wanted to be close to you.
J: I said, I just want to be close to you.
Me: hah how sweet.
sodestructive: Beyonce’s ” Love On Top ” Sneak Peak She’s just too amazing.
sl0whands: 14th-street: pamelalax3: LOL! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AIN’T NEVER GONNA CHANGE OH I GET THE LAST WORD OH NO YOU NOT OH YES I AM DAMN Classic.
andjoo: In my Psychology of Human Development course, the professor kept reiterating about how wonderful and resourceful the internet can be for current events. “Let’s watch a video regarding the health reform and what it has to with the older population” *professor clicks Internet Explorer* ”Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage” (internet not even working) Professor: Nvm let’s do...
I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO WORK!