The worst thing about group projects
Every. Single. Fucking. Thing.
Back to S. Leopard
Fuck you Lion!
R, you should come to myparty tonight. I’m gonna get Curtis naked and...– J
N: Hey Curtis I like your boots.
J: Curtis doesn't fucking care what you think about his boots.
Me: lmao thanks N.
Work work work
J: Hey Curtis, I'm having a part on Wed. The night before Thanksgiving.
Me: Oh yeah?
J: Yeah, it's gonna be an ugly sweater party.
Me: Oh how cool, I always wanted to go to one.
J: Well, it's just for you. You're the only one invited...and you better only wear an ugly sweater.
I don’t think races are supposed to mix. I mean, when you see mixed...– Girl in our SOC class on “Feelings of Shame and Pride about Race and Ethnicity”
The Best Story Book EVER
Candace: [tries to feed kitty water]
Kitty: [hides behind my mom's leg]
Mom: Look, he went "mommy!" and came to me.
Candace: Aye! You guys are brainwashing him.
Mom: The bad lady is bothering you?
Me: Omg you call her the bad lady?
Mom: It's funny because she gets mad.
Trolling with kitty
Candace: [feeds kitty]
Kitty: [walks to mom]
Mom: Did the bad lady bother you?
Me: [to kitty] It's okay she's gone now.
WTF dont intterupt for thaT!
Dr. Lee was giving his presentation on language acquisition in children. There was a scatter plot graph of endorphin levels in brains from people of different ages and of course the genius has to interrupt and say that he is skeptical of the graph because it was all scattered and the points weren’t distributed evenly. HELLO! It’s a scatter plot graph! ps. The rest of the Spanish...
When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice...