Today we had a haiku contest
The clear winner was: Roses are red Violets are blue Happiness is flowers
Is there a food court here?– CUSTOMER
Are you going to visit me? NO? Well then I’m going to find out where you...– PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME
Reblog with what your parents almost named you. →
achewater: emotionalbankruptcy: howcloseis: James, had I been born male. I just want my girlfriend to reblog this. Hers wins. Laurentine. Amanda o_o Jeffery XP
What it do baby boo?– Co Worker D
Customer: I have this jacket, but is it too outdated or is it okay with this shirt?
Customer: You don't look convinced.
Today at Work
A customer’s breast fell out of her dress when she asked me if the patterned one was better than the solid blue one. They were both ugly, but I lied and said I liked the blue one better.
Customer: *Walks in with well over 20 items*
Me: Uhhhh, the limit is seven so.......
Customer: Um let's see *Lays all her shit on my table*
Me: Uhh....Do you want to pick seven first so I can start a room for you?
Customer: Here i'll try these...and these...and hold these for me...
Me: *Walks over to grab a big rack for her to put all her shit on so I can get my table back*
Customer: Sorry, It's because I don't know what size I wear.
Me: Uhh...here's your room.
Walking into work
J: *wink wink*
Me: *stink face*
Y: OMG. I thought I saw Justin Bieber right now.
Me: Ohh I thought it looked like him too. (Justin Bieber sucks)
Y: I was ready to run upstairs to go get my camera.
「おまえ」はだめだったら、「あなた」は絶対だめ。 edit: 「きさま」もだめ。
I had double eyelids. AND successfully avoided the guy that keeps poking me. PLUS aced my sakubun test.