March 2011
29 posts
February 2011
24 posts
Today we had a haiku contest
The clear winner was:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Happiness is flowers
今ケータイでメールできる(^o^)/
“Is there a food court here?”
– CUSTOMER
“Are you going to visit me? NO? Well then I’m going to find out where you...”
– PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME
Reblog with what your parents almost named you. →
achewater:
emotionalbankruptcy:
howcloseis:
James, had I been born male. I just want my girlfriend to reblog this. Hers wins.
Laurentine.
Amanda o_o
Jeffery XP
ADDICTED
to minecraft
“What it do baby boo?”
– Co Worker D
Fitting Room
Customer: I have this jacket, but is it too outdated or is it okay with this shirt?
Me: Uhh.........
Customer: You don't look convinced.
Today at Work
A customer’s breast fell out of her dress when she asked me if the patterned one was better than the solid blue one. They were both ugly, but I lied and said I liked the blue one better.
Working
Customer: *Walks in with well over 20 items*
Me: Uhhhh, the limit is seven so.......
Customer: Um let's see *Lays all her shit on my table*
Me: Uhh....Do you want to pick seven first so I can start a room for you?
Customer: Here i'll try these...and these...and hold these for me...
Me: *Walks over to grab a big rack for her to put all her shit on so I can get my table back*
Customer: Sorry, It's because I don't know what size I wear.
Me: Uhh...here's your room.
Walking into work
J: *wink wink*
Me: *stink face*
workworkwork
Y: OMG. I thought I saw Justin Bieber right now.
Me: Ohh I thought it looked like him too. (Justin Bieber sucks)
Y: I was ready to run upstairs to go get my camera.
Me: ha-ha-ha.
アホ
「おまえ」はだめだったら、「あなた」は絶対だめ。
edit: 「きさま」もだめ。
Today
I had double eyelids. AND successfully avoided the guy that keeps poking me. PLUS aced my sakubun test.
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