July 2011
46 posts
I bought
White Denim. It was between them and some slacks, but the jeans make my booty look amazing. Now I just have to figure out what to wear them with. Until then, I will enjoy them in the privacy of my room.
June 2011
19 posts
Yay
Finally got Steam to work.
How do you add friends? It wont let me D:
Why
Are my lips so red in pictures. Someone asked me if i was wearing lipstick. I swear I’m not. They always just come out super red/pink. D:
omg keep watching lmfao lmfao lmfao →
Because I am an Idiot,
I think I just got phished.
Just look. →
WEIRDEST
mixed up dream of my life. included all past lovers. fuck you dreams.
"Do you work here?"
No. I just come her on my days off and pick up clothes off the floor and fold them into neat piles. I also enjoy cleaning and sorting garments in my spare time.
Grad-dinner cont.
Auntie: Brian, How is your mother?
Brian: [doesn't hear her]
Me: Mom, look Auntie got ignored.
Mom: haha
Auntie: What? What are you saying about me?
Mom: That you got ignored.
Auntie: I didn't think you noticed.
Mom: I did, I just didn't say anything to be polite.
Me: Yeah. I'm the one that said you got ignored.
Auntie: Aye.
Trolling at Dinner
Grandma: [removes noodle from off the table a few feet away from her]
Grandma: It was bothering me. I had to get rid of it.
Me: Here, put it in my tea cup.
Auntie: Why did you leave your noodle on the table?
Grandma: It's wasn't my noodle.
Mom: Why did you throw your noodle way over here?
Grandma: Nooo. It wasn't mine.
Auntie: Stop throwing your food over here.
Mom: You're making a mess.
Work Talk
J: It's true!
A: stfu
J: Fags go to hell. Right curtis?
A: You're retarded
J: It's totally true. haven't you seen those signs people hold?
Me: lololomg stfu
J: They're telling the truth
A: :O
J: im kidding!
A: you asshole!
Ear Wax
Dad: CURTIS
Me: What?
Dad: wait i go back in (the bathroom) i need to show you something
Me: EW
Dad: No, no. I was cleaning out my ear you wanna see?
Me: What? Ew no that's disgusting! (walks to room)
Dad: (to mom) He ran away!
Mom: hahaha
Me: Why is he trying to show me something like that?
Mom: Because Taylor would yell at him and Candace would be grossed out.
Me: Why would I want to see that???
Mom: Am I the only one that finds enjoyment? It was amazing!
Me: Ew
