July 2011
46 posts
“Stay gay guys.”
– J
J
T: Remember that guy? What was his name? He trained here.
Me: R?
T: Yeah!
J: Did he have a thing for you T?
Me: No, he was all about you J.
J: What? Is that true T?
T: Oh yeah! He was all about you J. He thought you were cute. Did you ever talk to him?
J: Yeah I was like "hey you're cute too" and I jerked him off.
T: Ew J you're disgusting.
Me: lmao
J: It's not gay.
Lol
J: So the other day L was telling R that she got a cut on her hand and that it hurt and it was itchy, but I was on the other side of the store so it sounded like she was saying that her cunt hurt and that her cunt was itchy. It was hilarious because she kept going on too.
T: Ew, you got all excited didn't you?
J: Fuck no. I was ready to vomit.
“Do you know anyone that’s happy?”
– K
Morning truck
T: [kicks the boxes onto the dolly]
A: You think that's hot ha Y?
Y: What? No haha.
A: Don't lie.
“So you know how J always gets the freak customers? Well he also get’s the...”
– A
NEW FAVORITE SHOW
UNITED STATES OF TARA
Boss
S: look its all my asians at once. Youre my only korean though.
Me: umm im not Korean
A: his last name is Honda
Me: im Japanese
S: what? Someone told me you're Korean
Me: nooo
Work
J: hello. The love of my life.
Me: haha hi j
J: i heard you're Korean
Me: i heard that too
J: thats the stupidest thing i ever heard
Watchralphabetsoup:
Hahaha YES this again! So cutes
netty89:
Can’t stop buying clothes!!!! :(
me neither!
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink7[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
会いたい
FINALLY HOME>
aerjgnlerkajgnleijagna
well
[edit] My tire popped and I was trapped on the 101 then a metro tow guy took me and left me on mission. I was gonna change the tire but then the carjack is broken so there goes that
Watchyouremyloveprizeinviewfinder:
what’s the difference between young and pruned and old and dusty?
ANETTE
GOT
netflix.
晩ご飯
アヒ刺身
I Don't Understand
What makes someone go into a store and steal a single boxer brief AND leave behind their old dirty fruit of the loom briefs? I had the honor of finding them tonight.
AHHH
my new pencils came today. 0.3 and 2H lead. argakrjaremnga
$5 Left 4 Dead 2
:D
J
A: J calls me "little man" because he says that I'm short and that I look like a man.
J: YOU DO
A: I hate you! Curtis, I don't look like a man do I?
J: SHUT YOUR MOUTH LITTLE MAN
Me: J! LOL
J cut his hair
Me: OMG your hair
J: "omg"!
Me: why did you cut it?
J: I had lice *smiles*
Me: Ew that's gross.
J: I'm jk.
J: Curtis, when you first saw my bald head did you wonder if you could fit it into your asshole?
Me: Well, it is a holiday. I guess I could give it a go.
Work Buddy J
J: Who are you going to fist today for 4th of July?
Me: I don't know yet. It's still early.
Manager Chat
T: They freak me out!
A: Who?
Me: Little people.
A: Like midgets?
T: ahhh
Me: Why?
T: I don't know...because they're little?
Me: What if one worked here?
T: Omg. I'd have to transfer or something.
Me: A, You should go to one of those midget towns and recruit for H&M.
T: Noooo!
Work Work Work
T: Sorry, I'll stop. I don't want to offend Curtis.
J: You're not offending him.
Me: He's right. After John, nothing surprises me.
J: Curtis brushes his teeth with cum.
T: I would never believe that.
J: Curtis brushes his teeth in the morning with a dildo.
T: That I might believe.
