Bought a Trumpet
Always wanted to learn it.
J: What likes to get fisted?
Me: What? Is this going to be gross?
J: Sock puppets. haha.
I swear, people at school walk so damn slow.
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Customer 1: Girl, Don't be trippin'
Customer 2: I ain't trippin', I'm walkin'
Boss: Omg you can only to go Viet places to get your nails done.
A: We are proud of that.
Boss: I went to a Korean place and my nails look like I just did it with tape.
A: That's what you get.
C: I want this shirt.
A: Omg it's so racist.
Me: This one!?
A: Look at him!
C: Does he have gold teeth?
A: But look at his lips!
C: I'll just color his teeth gold.
J: I don't know what to say. I'm worried I'll weird you out.
Me: There's nothing you could say to weird me out.
Me: That's a challenge now isn't it?
J: Yeah, A challenge and a challenge of my sexuality.
Me: [Puffs cheeks]
J: What's in your mouth? ;D
Me: Ew you're gross.