January 2012
51 posts
新しい学生
Omg finally there is a new student in our language class. The last guy to try and join our class, Salsbury-san, only lasted one day. Derrick tells people that I bullied him until he dropped the class, but even I am not good enough to get rid of someone in one day.
The new guy is half Chinese and half Japanese so he is very ぺらぺら according to our professor. Unfortunately, every time there is a new...
Starwarz
PIE: omg Curtis
PIE: Why did you tell Trent about that stupid Star Wars game
Me: LOL what?
PIE: He's literally been bugging me about it every day since
Me: like what?
PIE: He's like "YOU GUYS SHOULD PLAY"
Me: lolol
PIE: "HEY DERRICK LET ME KNOW IF YOU GUYS GET THE GAME I CAN HELP YOU"
PIE: He literally just did it again lol
Me: think of it as a little gift from me to you
Me: ahahahaha really?
PIE: He came into my room and was like
PIE: "And if you guys get the game just let me know"
Me: LOL right when you're talking about him doing it
Me: tell him we're not going to get it because we do not like startrek
PIE: lolol
PIE: He told me that you can't be in a relationship with another man in the game
PIE: So I told him I'm boycotting it until George Lucas stops his homophobia
Me: lololol
Yesterday
I went into work wearing a cute outfit and then to my horror T*** shouts out to me from the fitting room. As soon as I saw him I realized we were wearing the same outfit, except for the fact that my version was the ghetto version. Instead of a cute blazer, I had a wrinkled cardigan. Instead of cute boots, I had crummy shoes. I guess my top was cuter, but his boyfriend still said, “Oh yeah!...
“Ew, Curtis, we would have barely gotten out of that stupid class right now.”
– D******
No Love For You!
D******: Ugh, I"m not looking forward to Valentine's Day at all.
Me: What? Why?
D******: Because, everyone is going to be celebrating their love.
Me: lololol
D******: What? I'm bitter.
Today
I nailed a phone interview for Academic Advantage, a tutoring company, and I have orientation on Friday.
If all goes well I will be done with retail and I will be making almost twice as much as I do for folding shirts.
Also, I will no longer have to wake up at 5am for work anymore.
[crosses fingers]
lololol
Me: hey skank
BB: sup
BB: so like
BB: ever since i started wakfu
BB: j*** invited me to play with his friends
BB: his online friends
BB: and theres this white girl
BB: and shes so cool lol
BB: and her voice is cute too
BB: so i just skype with them
BB: and play wakfu
BB: and now we're gunna play league lol
Me: omg your life
BB: ikr
Whuuut?
Me: Okay, I'm like lv7
BB: omg you take forever
BB: LOL
BB: i get to lvl 10 in 10 mins
BB: omg
BB: my guild member
BB: is glitched
BB: so we can get unlimited kills
BB: and they wont attack her
BB: in this dungeon
BB: omg
BB: so we're just waiting for the dungeon to end
BB: cause we all died
BB: except her
BB: LOL
SOC300
Prof: There may be a campus black out day because of the budget cuts. So during this quarter we may not have class sometime during week 5 or 6.
Student: If there is something due that day, what do we do?
Prof: Uhh...then it will be due the next day.
D******: [to me imitating that guy] Uhh, if there is no class, do you want us to take notes still?
Me: [to D******] lolololol. omg shut up.
D******: [to me in same voice] Umm, quick question. Can I use blue ink in this class?
Me: [dead]
D******: Everyone here is so fucking stupid.
JAPN310
OMG. This is going to be the best class EVER. It has the best people in it:
1. Girl who is born and raised in America, but cannot read English words that are longer than 5 letters. Also, she speaks in a “かわいい” voice that is anything but kawaii.
2. “Doraemon” The guy that the professors and we call Doraemon because he will not tell us his real name. Also he writes his...
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Omg, so I have been hanging out with tumblr gays.
Me: Stfu, why am I not invited?
Because its a chubby bear-ish thing
Me: I want to have a chubby Mexican sleepover! D:
Hahahaha I did. Nothing happens those faggots just eat. But serious I have and they say that he is actually really chubby. That his pictures make him look better.
Me: :O
One guy said and I quote: "he has no neck." Also, that he is not evenly fat. I think he has a gut or something like that.
Me: Omg, you bears are vicious.
Hell yeah. It's scary. I LOVE IT.
PSY323
Prof: Raise your hand if you are in a relationship.
Class: [About 60% of the class raises their hands]
D******: OH PLEASE. Not that many people are in a relationship, come on.
Me: What?
D******: Look at these people! They're hideous.
Me: LOL What??
D******: I mean, just look at the girl in front of us!
Me: D******!!!!!!!!
D******: What?
Aye, I don't listen to the radio
Boo Boo: Ask me if I can count to 10.
Me: Why I already know you can't.
Boo Boo: In Spanish.
Me: Oh, Puedes contar hasta 10?
Boo Boo: I can only count to five. Uno dos tres cuatro......
Me: No mas puedo contar hasta cinco.
Boo Boo: no. I KNOW YOU WANT ME. comes next.
Me: What?
Boo Boo: that pitbull song. lmao. uno dos tres quatro! RUMMMMMBA heeeeeey. lmao.
Me: lol What?
Boo Boo: OMGG YOU DONT KNOW THAT SONG?
Kitty
Kitty does this disgusting thing when his nose is stuffed.
He sneezes really hard until he shoots out this giant gooey mess.
If the mess gets on his face, he just eats it, but if it lands on the floor/couch/wall/pillow, then he just leaves it for us to scream at.
edit: I will take a picture next time, because what good is my camera phone if I can’t gross all of you out with it.
“So puta sucia I totally had a sleep over with a chubby Mexican”
– <3
I thought the crazies were only out at night
Crazy Man: [to custodian] Who hired you? A black man or a white man?
Custodian: [mumbles something]
Crazy Man: See, that's why you have this job.
Boy: Hey! Leave him alone, that's a perfectly fine job.
Man: Shut up! You're just here to shove coke!
Boy: [wtfwtf]
WORK
Me: L!, You know how I lost my magnet for my name tag? Well this time I lost the name tag part, but I have the magnet still.
L: Aye, again?
Me: Yeah, but look the magnet fell into my pocket so I still have that.
L: Okay, but I'm going to spell your name wrong.
Me: Spell it with a K.
L: I'm going to put Keioki.
Me: lolololol
L: You like that don't you?
Me: Keioki. haha.
@STOOL
HAPPY BDAY AMOR!
Work: Merry xmas
D: We were dropping off T and there were boxes outside so I mentioned that they were probably his little brother's Christmas presents.
D: Then my boy said "Mommy, why did he get presents? He's bad. Santa doesn't give bad kids presents.
Us: LOL What did you tell him?
D: I told him Santa doesn't exist.
Us: WHAT? really? lololol
D: Yes really. Santa isn't getting the credit. God gave me the strength to come to work and make money so I can buy him presents, not Santa.
Us: [dead]
